dude, something went way wrong with that cow...

So there's this farm on my way home from work, that has a field of cows. With ONE llama. It's always the funniest sight to me. I've literally laughed out loud at it. It all looks pretty normal when they're all grazing, but then the llama raises his head to chomp on the last bite & rises head & shoulders above the rest. With that ridiculous chomping face llamas get when they eat. I've always thought llamas have got to be the most retarted, clueless, dorky animals ever, and I just wonder. What does THIS llama think? Does he think he's a cow? Has he ever caught a glimpse of himself in the watering trough & realized, "wow, I look retarted! None of the other cows look like this?!?!" And what do all the other cows think? Do they avoid him? Do they just tolerate him? Does he get to drink from the cool trough & eat from the cool bale? Or is the 'no touchy' reversed? Do they quietly mutter to each other "Dude, something went way wrong with that cow." Or do they not realize his butt is way fluffy and his neck is 4 times as long as theirs? Typical of llamas, he seems totally oblivious to the situation and looks always stupidly happy. And it
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